Pointless Jokes

A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turn out to be
Siamese twins, and they wind up back at his apartment. He makes love
to one, and then starts to work on the other. He realizes that the
first one might get bored watching, so he her asks what she'd like to
do.
She says, "Is that a trombone in the corner? I'd love to play your
trombone."
So she plays it while he screws her sister.
A few weeks later, the girls are walking past the guy's apartment
building. One of the girls says, "Let's stop up and see that guy."
The other girl says, "Gee...do you think he'd remember us?"

A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her
that her hair smells nice.
The woman immediately goes into her supervisor's office and
tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit and
explainswhy. The supervisor is puzzled by this time and says
what's wrong with the co-worker telling you your hair smells
nice.
The woman replies, "He's a midget."

A man is sitting in a restraunt. A waitress comes over to serve him and he asks her for a "quicky". The waitress slaps him in the face and storms off. A few minuets later the waitress returned and asked again for a "quicky" at this the waitress slaped him and stormed off again. An old lady turned to the man and said I think its pronounced "quiche".

Evolution of a man's life...

When I was 14, all I wanted was a girl with large breasts.

When I was 16, I dated a girl with large breasts, but there was no
passion.
So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything
was an emergency, she was a drama queen, she cried all the time and
threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with some stability.

I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She was totally
predictable
and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided
I
needed a girl with some excitement.

I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushedfrom
one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad, impetuous
things and flirted with everyone she met. She made me miserable as often
as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless,
so
I decided to find a girl with some ambition.

I found a smart, ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the
ground
and I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took
everything I owned.

Now, all I want is a girl with big tits